5. Today, at school my class watched Little Ashes -which stars Robert Pattinson- and when they did the gay sex scene a very quiet girl in the back jumped from her chair and screamed 'I knew it!' extremely loudly and everyone agreed except two very obnoxious twilight obsessed girls. I love highschool. MLIA.
4. Today, I was in a parade. It looked like it was going to start raining. I got excited that it might literally rain on my parade. It rained. I was excited. MLIA.
3. Today, I called pizza hut and said "Is this the Krusty Krab?" the man then proceeded to say "No this is Patrick." I have never gotten more excited in my life. MLIA.
2. On Thanksgiving, I found out that my dad’s siblings told him he was born black and dropped off by a black family and my grandparents took him in and bleached him to look like the rest of the family. As if this story could not get better, I learned that my dad believed this until he was ten. MLIA.
1. I'm British and today I did not receive a high five, fist bump or any kind of recognition of my British accent. I felt kind of disappointed until I remebered that most days are like this. It's probably because I live in Britain. MLIA.
With Love,
Olivia
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